Category: Life

For several months now Herman has been struggling. He started life as a young sprout who amazing growth. I got him from a guy at work and we kept him in the office for weeks. Then he grew too large for the mug he was planted in. I took him to the Canary Compound to transplant him. The transplant was swift and into a really cool glass pot. Herman didn’t like his new home though. I don’t know if it was the change of the sun, or the transplant itself, but Herman didn’t do well after the transplant. After much experimenting I determined that Herman really liked full sun so I frequently left him out in the front lawn so he could bask in the glorious sun. On Sunday I left him out in the sun and checked on him in the afternoon. I was horrified to find that Herman’s glass pot had been shattered. I rushed him inside and did what I could to protect him. But by the next morning Herman was wilted, brown, and dead. So, this is my farewell to Herman the plant. We will miss you.

What does it mean what you push the lever to flush the toilet, and nothing happen? This was my question after scrubbing the toilet clean and trying to flush the soap out. Obviously that means that the chain that connects the flap to the bar which is connected to the lever is no longer working properly (also known as “broken”). When I was a kid one simply fixed this be reconnecting the steal chain that had fallen from the bar that is connected to the lever back to the bar (that is connected to the lever) thereby causing it to work. But apparently in our modern era we have outgrown such things as steal chains, and now we use the sophisticated foam “chains” that are permanently welded the flap. The up side to all this is that whenever (not “if ever”) the foam “chain” breaks and no longer connects to the bar which is attached to the lever one simply goes out and buys a new flap (with the “chain” permanently welded to it) and replaces the whole contraption. This means that one is always operating with a relatively new foam flap which holds water better than an old foam flap (even though the rubber ones that were around when I was a kid seemed to last forever) thus saving you money on water. Sometimes I wonder what we have really gained by forgoing all our expensive, long lasting, stuff of old and using cheap, not so long lasting, stuff of today. I may never know, as so much of it seems to be but a memory of my childhood.

I have a wireless mouse that recharges on a base so I never have to worry about batteries. Recently when I put my mouse of its base it has been giving me an angry flashing red light. The first time I same it I picked it up then reseated it. I thought maybe the light was telling me that the battery was really low, but usually it flashed red when it was off the base. I decided to leave it for a bit to if it changed to green. It didn’t. After several days of not charging it I thought I would try different batteries. Indeed the new set gave me a friendly flashing green light. So, after a year with my mouse I now know that an angry flashing red light means the batteries are quitting. So long old blue batteries, it has been a good year.

Recently we have been having tons on rain. It came in droves, or rather buckets, from the sky. The other night I went to bed with the sound of a waterfall and thought it quite pleasant. I woke the next morning and realized that the sound of a waterfall near my house was not a good thing. I opened my bedroom blinds and saw a sheet of water flowing before my window. Instantly I knew something was wrong. I bundled up and went outside. There was a remarkable amount of water flowing off my roof for the amount of water coming down from the sky. I looked at the gutters and realized that I must have a clogged pipe. In a bold moment I decided I had to clean the gutter before going to work, so I would get my ladder and…oh. I don’t have a ladder. I thought hard, and the closest thing I could come up with would to climb on top a chair and hope to clear the block. Another idea came too. I have saved my lawn mower box all summer (I don’t know why, but maybe for this). I took the box outside and set it between the waterfall and the pipe. I then hauled my office chair outside and placed it in the box. It fit so perfectly that the chair didn’t swivel at all. One more trip inside to retrieve a wire with which I fished in the pipe. Suddenly there was a sound of a rush of water, and the waterfall was gone. But that only eliminated one of my three water features. There is an artificial stream in my backyard (I think the pipe drain into it) that runs through the whole compound out to a storm drain. I actually rather enjoy it as it adds a level of sophistication to my yard. Fluff also really enjoys it as there are lots of shrubs to hide in and bugs to eat. The third feature in the Canary lake. Canary lake explains why my front yard is about a foot higher than the street and my driveway. Apparently (as I now know) the parking areas in front of my house also serve as the gathering point of any excess water that has landed on my or my neighbor’s driveway. Well when water comes down in buckets this area overflows and fills the street and even part of my driveway. Thus in a storm the Canary compound features Canary Lake, the Canary Creek, and sometimes even Canary Falls. I will also mention that Fluff is often confused by this vast amount of water and thinks he wants to play in it, until he realizes that it is water, then he wants to come back inside, only to want to go back out.

I wake up and look at the clock. I jump out of bed; it is 5:20am on a Saturday morning. I was supposed to be up 2 hours ago. “Better wake up the Kyle kid” I thought. But he wasn’t asleep in the spare room. I wandered the house to check all the rooms. His suitcase were gone and he with them. All that remained was a simple note that read “Thanks for everything”. My heart sank and I knew he was gone, as he was supposed to be. Kyle, my brother, had come home somewhat unexpected for 2 months and needed a place to stay for a week. I was reluctant to have him stay, but I accepted and made room for him. For the past week we had had fun times, not so fun times, and bored times, but life, mine in particular, was happy. I had more fun than I expected, and I got to know my brother a little better. I had forgotten how different things are when someone else is around; when someone else is at home after working hours. There were reasons to do fun things and reasons to stay home. (Fluff loved the fact that someone could pet him.) And now in a moment it was all over. I have to admit, I knew this moment would come, I just didn’t know that I would sleep through it. I didn’t know I would feel so bad. My house was empty, I was alone. Fluff now realized that I was up so he wanted out. After I let him out I used the lonely moments to think and breathe while I watched for the rising sun. The loneliness, which used to seem so normal, now seemed so selfish. My life was now a little less complete now that it is focused on me. How odd life is when suddenly it is all about me. But this is the way it is.