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  • A hint of deviancy

    My first assignment in my Visual Media class was to use square shapes to describe six words that the teacher assigned. We were to make six mockups for each word making a total of thirty-six mockups. We were told to read the rules very carefully and I noticed that they were carefully written. I put my three best designs into Illustrator as instructed.

    While it was implied that we could only use squares I carefully read and reread the instructions and realized that all the rules applied only to squares, including being limited to only four squares. I decided that I should push the limits of the design and make the designs more meaningful.

    I realize that this is being slightly deviant, the directions were clear, but design is about pushing the requirements. Besides, I think that the designs are so much better with a little bit of line art.

    (Postscript: the teacher has since heavily revised the rules to forbid any additional lines. I feel proud to have helped improve the syllabus.)

  • Boots and Coat

    I have decided that I shouldn’t be allowed to wear my black trench coat with my black snow boots while going out on business. The other day I went to the library and talked to them about a book that they said was overdue for a month. I found it shelved and brought it to there attention. They reversed the fines and as I was walking back to the apartment I was thinking “I own this place”. Then I realized that my attitude was really different than I thought it would be. I decided that wearing my coat and boots made me feel like I owned the world. That is a good thing, sometimes.

  • Watergate (final)

    Sarah led down the hallway to the right. They walked for a bit before the hallway split again, this time one banked sharply to the left and the other led straight again. They took the left. This led them back to the entrance. They headed back to the left and saw that it split as well, one way straight and the other to the right where they had come from.

    “Let’s go back down that other hallway,” Nathan said.

    “Okay,” Sarah replied.

    There didn’t seem to be a reason to whisper, they hadn’t seen anyone since getting through the gate. They looped around the hallway and to the left. They passed another door. This one was obviously special. It seemed to be made out of the same iron that the gate was made out of but had more elaborate ironwork on it. It looked a great deal like a back vault door, just without the combination lock. The continued past the door though. The room at the end of the hallway was giving a very faint green light that made the two very curios.

    The room was blocked by a grate almost like prison bars. The walls and ceiling looked like plain rock, as was the floor. Sarah started looking for a latch to lift the door. Nathan started to laugh quietly.

    “I suppose you know how to open the door,” Sarah said a little irritated.

    Nathan smiled as has grabbed the gate gave it a gentle lift. It continued to lift until it was clear out of the way. He walked in with Sarah following closely behind.

  • “I am in search of Friends, Advocates and Colleagues”

    Recently work took over some of the operations of our sister company. The move was made as one of their high up managers left the company to venture down other avenues. This is a change that we had toyed with for a long time but the manager’s leaving made the change more of a necessity than a luxury. My IS department was directed to start working our magic. We started our magic show today, or at least got it setup. The tricks will start 1 Jan 2009. (Actually, the company is closed that day so they will really start 2 Jan.)

    It is interesting how someone new can bring change simply because they are new. Many of the changes that we are bringing about had been shared with our sister company several years ago. If it helps us we figure it should help them too. Only the owner’s wouldn’t listen to the existing managers so few things ever changed. It is interesting now that we are able to bring about these same changes, not because we can present a better case but simply because we are new to the company. I guess this might be due to the fact that we don’t know better. This is perhaps a mystery I will never know.

    Our first trick to roll out a web based hour tracking program. One thing that I have learned over my years of work is this: the old dog CAN learn new tricks, but usually doesn’t WANT to learn new tricks. Our sister company has been around for more then three decades. They have kept many of the same processes through those many years and even some of the same people. That is a lot of baggage to wade through when making changes, especially when you are new. Getting the web server prepped with the hour tracking software was fairly easy (we based it on our own installation for uniformity and ease of installing). After it was installed we hit the pavement.

    As we traveled across the parking lot Renown and I talked. I explained that as we roll things our I expect the roll outs to be somewhat bumping as we try to get people to embrace the amazingness we were giving them.

    “Can’t we just say ‘the owner said to, so do it’,” Renown asked.

    I smiled and laughed to myself as I remembered back to a time when I had thought similar.

    “We can,” I said, “but I would rather we get people exited to embrace our changes. As you are the face of these changes you will want alleys to help get everyone else on board.”

    We walked into our destination and after a short tour talked with one of those long standing employees. This one is very forward thinking is always looking for better ways of doing things. I counted him as a critical alley.

    “What brings you here today?” our contact asked.

    “I am in search of friends, advocates and colleagues,” I replied smiling.

    He looked puzzled.

    I introduced his to Renown then explained, “we are getting ready to roll out several new changes. I know that changes doesn’t always go over easy here so I am selling my wares in hopes of gaining friends, advocates and colleagues.” I then proceeded to perform something of a sales demonstration. I showed of the new features of the time clock and email system. He was glad to be progressing.

    As we left I told Renown, “he is someone that would love to play with new things. In fact as you start rolling things out you should them here so they can be advocates with the rest of the company.”

    We again talked about the need for friends, advocates and colleagues then made our second stop. Our second stop was in the warehouse.

    “What?” the manager asked.

    “We are here to give you a new time clock,” I said while Renown brought is up in the web browser.

    “Not something like that,” he said pointing to an electronic punch card system that I hear didn’t work very well, “because we already got something from you and it doesn’t work very well. Will this work better?”

    “Hmm, it’s just the system we’ve been using for the past two years. I think it will keep working.” He was happier now.

    I walked him through the process of clocking in and out while Renown showed him on the computer.

    “But this is my computer,” he interjected. “It is usually locked, and I don’t like to let people on it.”

    “That’s okay,” I said. “Your people can do it from the other computer, or any computer in the company for that matter.”

    “I like it,” he said. I smiled. I had scored a friend. Renown and I got to show him how to fix his employee’s time punches and add new users. It was easier than I thought. Then I found out why, he has to add up his employees’ time card each week. This will definitively save him precious time.

    Two down, tomorrow we will search for the third, our colleague. Of course I really hope that we will get more than just these three, but for now their support will help us get things going.

  • Watergate (more)

    Nathan spent several minutes examining every inch of the gate before Sarah started giggling.

    “You didn’t see did you,” she finally asked.

    “Yes, but I can’t see what they triggered,” Nathan retorted.

    Sarah gently pushed Nathan away from the gate and repeated the motion of the figure. They both waited. Nathan was wondering what was on the other side when he realized that two hooded strangers were on the other side. He jumped when the gate started to open.

    “The right touch,” Sarah said smiling in the moonlight.

    The gate opened as it had before. The two waited just out of the way from the gate to make sure the way was clear. The gate opened into a dingy hallway with some hooks for hanging hats and jackets. The floor had a gold brown tiling that matched the wall boards the crept halfway up the wall. The rest of the walls and the ceiling were covered in a red and gold wall paper that looked ancient. Nothing was even, the walls had odd bulges and it was obvious that the floor had shifted since it was laid, like the hallway was battling with the dirt it was wrested in.

    “I would never leave my stuff here,” Sarah whispered.

    “You know would that it is fairly safe though,” Nathan replied as the continued down the hall.

    There were a couple rooms immediately off the hallway then it split into three hallways, one in either direction and one straight ahead. The one straight ahead emptied into a large dank, dark room that was equally dingy as the hallway. As they passed one of the rooms they peered through the open door. It was a plain room with a dirty desk and an old office chair. They could see a lamp but the faint light was coming from behind the door. Neither one dared to venture inside the room further.

    They continued down the hallway. The whole thing looked so unreal that Nathan wanted to run his hands down across the wall just to make sure it was real. Bad things happen when you touch things that you aren’t supposed to. Nathan put his hands in his pockets just to make sure.